Shirts of the day for May 2016
Every day we select a shirt of the day from all the shirts we present on the site. Not all may be available past the day it is presented though. Below you find our shirts of the day for May 2016, most recent at top.
Shirt of the day for May 31, 2016: Charlie Black
Good grief, it does seem like Charlie finally got into his rebelous years. You know that kind of type where you think you can shock your parents by totally being into Black Metal all of a sudden.
Shirt of the day for May 30, 2016: Ok, but first coffee
Those words are being muttered on a daily basis countless time each workday around the world in the morning. They also do carry varying degrees of frustration depending on their pronunciation: Alright lets get this beautiful day started; Uh, I’m too old for having to get up this early; Alright, alright, alright Jeff, but that’s really the last time I’m gonna show you how this is done; I really don’t want to be here, at least I got a nice cup of coffee to hold on to. See? Same words, whole different meaning.
Shirt of the day for May 29, 2016: Intergalactic Speedway
Welcome to a wonderful Sunday of racing on the Intergalactic Speedway. As every galactic year the race is heading from the outskirts of the milkyway to its very center as billions of spectators have lined up all around the 40.000 light year course and trillions are watching on their television sets and more advanced media devices at home. Pilots and their navigators have all signaled they are ready as we only expect mild interference by asteroid fields this year. The countdown is on and… the race is on… Millinium Falcon taking on the early lead, closely followed by Serenity as the U.S.S. Enterprise, Star Destroyer and Battlestar Galactica are tied nose to nose in third place…
Shirt of the day for May 28, 2016: Mei’s Ice Cream
Before taking over as an Defense on Overwatch Mei used to make the most popular Ice Cream all around in her Ice Cream shop and had thoughts about opening up a chain even. But then the call up to Overwatch came and Mei by now has rarely time to create some new Ice Cream. When she has time for it though be sure to grab some of it.
Shirt of the day for May 27, 2016: Guardians of Nature
Time for some Ghibli love again today. Today we have a nice print of all of Ghiblis Guardians of Nature for you. Including the robot from Castle in the Sky, Totoro from My Neighbor Totoro and San along with some Kodamas from Princess Mononoke.
Shirt of the day for May 26, 2016: Ameowica
The human race for the next american presidency is still open range. Meanwhile Snugglepaws is advocating to make Ameowica purr again to also rule american cats during his seventh life. In a recent back alley meeting he replied to an audience question of “I can haz cheeseburger?” by “Yes you canz.” raising his ratings with local feline population.
Shirt of the day for May 25, 2016: Where rainbows come from
Since today is towel day we would have loved to nominate a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy print. But unfortunately none of the retailers we monitor for you appreciates this holiday. So instead we explain a scientific riddle to you: Where do rainbows come from? Simple. Unicorn vomit. That’s right those nice colorful lines in the sky is actually unicorns throwing up. Not such a pretty sight anymore now, is it?
Shirt of the day for May 24, 2016: Ultimate Space Fleet
Just look at this fleet gathered, what beauty they all here. Enterprise, TARDIS, Serenity, Normandy, X-Wing, Colonial Viper, Swordfish II and Heart of Gold. Heart of Gold?! What a second where is it? Oh, thanks to its Infinite Improbability Drive it appears as the nebula in the back right now.
Shirt of the day for May 23, 2016: Let’s play
Let’s play! The two words every video gamer loves to hear. Back in the day it meant a trip to the local arcade and dispensing plenty of quarters into coin-op arcade machines. Today you can lazy hang around on your couch with a controller in your hand and the game on your big screen tv. Or if you like tinkering can build your home arcade cabinet for cheap.
Shirt of the day for May 22, 2016: Banana!!
This fruit label was short lived. It is practically insane to staff the whole production chain with minions for budget reasons. There was just about half of the bananas harvested brought to on site storage houses, another ten percent vanished while loading to freight ships, yet twenty five percent more disappeared during trans ocean transportation and the night guard claimed most of the remaining 15 percent of the load that made it to the destination harbour was stolen. The truth is: Minions!
Shirt of the day for May 21, 2016: Always Use Condiments
For Mays Food safety awareness months, the professional eaters guild wants you to be aware of the importance of practicing safe eating. Therefore always use condiments with any meal. Eat safe, use condiments.
Shirt of the day for May 20, 2016: Weekend Forecast Camping
It is friday and this means about time for our weekend forecast. This weekend forecast sees camping all over the place with a high chance for drinking. Depending on your area there is also a high chance for fishing, hunting, bugs, just sitting by the campfire and giving up on setting up your fancy tent by saturday morning.
Shirt of the day for May 19, 2016: Zombies eat flesh
Zombies like not just brains but also meat. And they like it fresh so of course they are out to eat flseh of the living.
Shirt of the day for May 18, 2016: Ni Ninjas
By changing their name from the Knights who say Ni! to the Knights who say Ekke Ekke Ekee Ptang Zoo Boing! they lost all intellectual property rights on X who say Ni! Enter the Ninjas who say Ni! Their main weapon is to confuse their enemies by standing around as a group of three but claiming they are just Ni!1
1 some basic knowledge of Japanese may be required
Shirt of the day for May 17, 2016: Hell Fight
Back in 1993 when the Original Doom came out and let you take the fight back to hell outrage was all about those violent video games. Today violent video games are seen as Meh. The outrage boils up for Boobs and Booty in video games. That being said with the latest edition to Doom being released just last week enjoy your newest trip to hell courtesy of id Software.
Shirt of the day for May 16, 2016: Slayer
Set against some Metal background musci this 1990s teen series about a teenage vampire slayer may have been even more successful than it was already. Just think of the music videos that would have been released.
Shirt of the day for May 15, 2016: Original Batman
Back in the 80s life had been so much easier: We been kids, had so much free time at our hands, had saturday morning cartoons teach us who the good guys and bad guys were and the thing that sucked most in our lifes was school. Today you ask yourself where that kid is that wanted to grow up to be Batman. Though you may still wish to be Bruce Wayne but more from a financial and social perspective rather than crime fighting one.
Shirt of the day for May 14, 2016: Fan Fiction
Tina in a rush of total fan girl may pose like Uma Thurman on the poster shot of a certain Quentin Tarantino movie. Though we are not quite sure if we want to read this Fan Fiction.
Shirt of the day for May 13, 2016: The Winner
Ever wondered why Panda bears usually do have two black eyes? *Insert ancient alien guy here* Boxing!
Shirt of the day for May 12, 2016: Block Man
So Mega Man better known as Rock Man in Japan has been in his first adventure on the 8 Bit console NES in the 1980s. By the looks it would be quite easy to build your own levels in LEGO which Ript Apparel artist Obvian demonstrates today.
Shirt of the day for May 11, 2016: The first Order Bundle
Today Shirtpunch presents a nice Star Wars themed Bundle. BB-8 rolling under a twin sun on your chest, a 20oz mug featuring troopers of the first Order, a key chain and one of three possible mouse pads (blind pick).
Shirt of the day for May 10, 2016: We’re all mad here
Maybe Cheshire Cat just had his corner of Wonderland in mind but this does explain a whole lot about plenty of every day situations you come across.
Shirt of the day for May 9, 2016: It means Horror!
From Teepublics dictionary of vastly underutilized words today: Macabre. It means Horror! You know doom is afoot when someone utters something along the lines of, “This looks pretty macabre!”
Shirt of the day for May 8, 2016: Road Trip
Snorg Tees is making this years summer vacation plans and it will be a Road Trip. Destinations so far include Gallifrey, Neverland, Oz, Narnia and Middle Earth. A Galaxy far far away, Westeros and Wonderland had to be excluded due to budget reasons.
Shirt of the day for May 7, 2016: Blue Shell
If you do not know why you should fear this smug smirking cute turtle, you never played a more recent version of Mario Kart. Everyone who did knows about the impending doom this cute turtle can bring. Not to mention the curses being hit by this one 10 yard short of the finish line.
Shirt of the day for May 6, 2016: Don’t want to go
All good things have to come to an end. Curiously though this is doubly so for the many lifes of The Doctor. Every couple seasons he just seems to need to have some deadly wound or being otherwise fataly injured that he needs to use the regenerative powers of his species. But at least he always will be a mad man with a box.
Shirt of the day for May 5, 2016: I bought this shirt on the Internet
Nothing wrong at all with buying your clothes and shirts in particular on the Internet. Though there just is shirts that should never have been printed. And other things never been bought on the Internet. What have you bought on the Internat and thought afterwards what have I done?
Shirt of the day for May 4, 2016: Force Day
Our calendar says today is May 4th and therefore Force Day. So it is no wonder plenty of shops offer Star Wars themed prints today. We could not just pick any of it so have your pick from our site today. And there is as always two types of Nerds so those of you not into Star Wars will find your treats today as well.
Shirt of the day for May 3, 2016: Entire Stained Glass Collection
If we had just one stained glass window in our home we would need a design for it would be one of those. But then again why would we only have on stained glass window anyways?
Shirt of the day for May 2, 2016: Imperial Moonwalkers
Alright seeing this we have several conflicting memories go through our minds right now:
- Imperial March
- The Lion sleeps tonight
- Can you feel the love tonight?
- Hakuna Matata
The questions this does raise of course are:
- How can we get rid of those earworms again
- Where can we find someone to create a mashup of those songs
- And how will this sound
Shirt of the day for May 1, 2016: Downton Tabby
You think Downton Abbey is a story about some aristorcratic family and their staff in the early 20th century? This Tabby here sure thinks different, never having need to catch a single mouse in all its life. No wonder being served fresh meat on a silber plater every day. This one is not any estray but comes with a bloodline just like its owners. Then again cats don’t have owners, they got staff.