Shirts of the day for February 2016
Every day your daily tee staff picks a new shirt of the day. Below you find our shirts of the day for February 2016, most recent at top.
Shirt of the day for February 29, 2016: Han Burgundy
People kept picking on Han for saying a Parsec was not a meassure of time but a meassure of distance. Long ago he stopped being mad and think it being amazing that people still do not get it even after being explained. So boasting about making the Kessel run in less than 12 Parsecs is actually accurate when you consider it not as a single straight route but any route from a start to a destination and the shorter you make the route the more dangerous as a smuggler it is. True story!
Shirt of the day for February 28, 2016: The Count laughs!
Everyone on Sesame Street advised the Count not to attempt and count to Infinity. Everyone saw it end badly and there have been many close calls: At 1.451.135.983.083.476.493 or 1.193 hours into the attempt he would not stop laughing manicingly for almost 5 hours straight, having thunder and lightning rain down for hours and lighting many fires. Eventually at 8.514.351.839.830.746.934 he started to laugh and never stopped again. By now having set all of Sesame Street on fire with lightning raining down.
Shirt of the day for February 27, 2016: Wizardry Collection
This weekend in Hogsmead the new collection of Hogwarts Squidditch jerseys have been presented. To Muggles they are exlusively available via Once Upon a Tee.
Shirt of the day for February 26, 2016: Triforce
Today something really simple: The golde Triforce crest on a Link green shirt. Simple and beautiful, isn’t it?
Shirt of the day for February 25, 2016: Kiss-y Cat
This fella sure does not look happy, we might even say grumpy! Though what did you expect as a black cat and metal fan when you get a paintjob in pink? You would be grumpy as well. Also at Snappy Kid now: Big Doctor Who Sale, all items from $14.36!
Shirt of the day for February 24, 2016: Katlo Ren
There is two things that always work on the internet: Hype for Star Wars and cats. So lets combine those two et voild… we present Katlo Ren!
Shirt of the day for February 23, 2016: Return of the Mogwai
Looking at Box Office hits of recent years there has been so many continuations or remakes of cult classics of the late 70s to early 90s era now. Further looking at the Franchises we have not yet seen again: Can we have Gremlins 3, pretty please? Gizmo would so kick ass given todays CGI… oh, and a light saber of course.
Shirt of the day for February 22, 2016: J-League Assemble
With some multi-billion super hero films having been released in recent years… Can we have that with Anime as well? Some of the greatest crime and evil fighting heroes of all Anime history. Just imagine this Spike Spiegel piloting an EVA while Son Goku bare handedly fights off the other half of an alien army along with plenty of other heroes.
Shirt of the day for February 21, 2016: Soft Kitty
Well to follow up with the Star Wars version of this lullaby, nothing really beats out the original: Soft Kitty, warm Kitty, great big ball of fur, hairy Kitty, sleepy Kitty, purr, purr, purr.
Shirt of the day for February 20, 2016: Soft Wookie, warm Wookie
Soft Wookiee, warm Wookiee, great big ball of fur, hairy Wookiee, sleepy Wookiee, grr, grr, grr.
Shirt of the day for February 19, 2016: Ghost Pirate Grog
In merely 25 years once small Big Whoop Brewery took the carribbean by storm being the first brand in all major island bars. It might have helped that LeChuck personally haunted every bar that refused to serve this fine brew the first year. The grog itself is a secret mixture that contains one or more of the following: Kerosene, Propylene Glycol, Artificial Sweeteners, Sulfuric Acid, Rum, Acetone, Battery Acid, red dye#2, Scumm, Axle grease and/or pepperoni.
Shirt of the day for February 18, 2016: Opposite Nightmares
Your friendly white skeleton and your evil black boogieman. They are opposing forces sharing the same space very much like Ying and Yang. So remember when there is Oogie Boogie around Jack Skellington is never far.
Shirt of the day for February 17, 2016: Gym Henson’s Workout Shop
Today RIPT Apparel would need to be renamed RIPPED Apparel given todays designs. Ever since the Jim Henson’s Workshop opened up Gym Henson’s Workout Shop in the basement of the Muppet theatre to add some workplace benefit things never have been the same again. While some never went there, others like Kermit are struggling, Miss Piggy took full advantage of the gym and got ripped!
Shirt of the day for February 16, 2016: The Catastrophe
Wacky waving inlateable arm flailing tube man! Wacky waving inlateable arm flailing tube man! Wacky waving inlateable arm flailing tube man! Attract customers to your business; make a splash at your next presentation; keep grandma company; protect your crops, confuse your neighbors; African-american? Hail a cab; Testify in church; Or just raise the roof! So many fun applications for your wacky waving inlateable arm flailing tube man!
Shirt of the day for February 15, 2016: The Catastrophe
Did someone mention..? Catgirls..? The will kill you with cuteness overload… Cuteness overload in form of kitty bombs and rockets. So beware of the fallout its eye watering once you see that huge kitten in the sky.
Shirt of the day for February 14, 2016: Nuka Cola Ground Zero
You heard about Nuka Colas new product yet? Ground Zero: Zero Calories, zero radiation but full flavor. How is that supposed to even be possible? Same flavor without any radiation in it? We call that impossible!
Shirt of the day for February 13, 2016: 8 bit Neo Tokyo
Would the cult classic Anime have been accompanied by some video game for then en vogue 8 bit consoles the tilte screen might have looked something like this. Nice rendition of Kaneda’s bike from the poster that has advertised the film around the world.
Shirt of the day for February 12, 2016: Chimichanga Collection
So Deadpool is hitting movie theatres worldwide this week (except for Japan they gotta wait till June we hear). And did you really think we could go through this week and not nominate something about the merc with a mouth? Neither did we.
Shirt of the day for February 11, 2016: Not a school for Ants
Without much furter ado, we give you: The Derek Zoolander center for kids who can’t read good (and want to know how to do other stuff good, too)! What is this?! A center for ants?! It needs to be at least three times bigger than this! Well the center might be but Busted Tees shirts for you as a center graduate don’t have to be.
Shirt of the day for February 10, 2016: Say what again
Say what again and one of those two will Force choke and/or shoot you with his blaster. The other though…. he will probably just shoot you with his blaster.
Shirt of the day for February 9, 2016: Fruity Devils
Now new from Gomu Breakfast Cereal: Fruity Devils! Kickstart your day with a bowl of wholesome, sweetened rice cereal to give you amazing fruit powers. Comes with a free Tony Tony Chopper toy in every package.
Shirt of the day for February 8, 2016: Thorns and vines
Some Disney Princesses have told us to “Let it go” in the past. Now this Lady tells you to “Let it grow” but then again Poison Ivy hardly is anything like a Disney Princess.
Shirt of the day for February 7, 2016: Fantasy Football League Champion
Tonight the Super Ball will be decided for the 50th time between Carolina Panthers and Denver Broncos. And also tonight many office fantasy football leagues will find their conclusion. Still enough time to grab that shirt for Janice in Accounting who surprisingly won again since she did not give a s**t at all and just placed her bets.
Shirt of the day for February 6, 2016: Shaun’s Last Chance
If there was a Shaun of the Dead board game advancing to the Winchester would win you the game. The whole flavor text for this card though reads: ‘Grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over.’
Shirt of the day for February 5, 2016: Chimi-freaking-changas
Got some plans for Valentines Day yet? No? How about some cinema? No not some of that romantic stuff. We are more rather talking about someone else dressed in red… and with a mouth. A big one at that even. Get ready for Deadpool and dress in style. In cinemas from Valentines Day.
Shirt of the day for February 4, 2016: Sailor Shroom
Shroom Prism Power, Make Up! For Love and Justice, the pretty sailor suited soldier Sailor Shroom! In the name of the mushroom kingdom she will punish you! So better beware not to end up on her list for punishment. The stars she uses are just devastating on the receivers end of their power.
Shirt of the day for February 3, 2016: Run Away!
This rabbit is a killer! And there is only one weapon against it: The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! And the Book of Armamanets has this to say towards usage: First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Shirt of the day for February 2, 2016: Super Groundhog Bros.
It is February the second today and this means Groundhog Day. So welcome to Punxsutawney – The Original Weather Capitol of the World Since 1887. And to quote Phil Connors “Okay, I wake up in Punxsutawney on February second — every day. It’s supernatural. I don’t even try to explain it anymore. So, I live each day as if it’s the only day I’ve got.”
Shirt of the day for February 1, 2016: JFKFC
Today caucus for the next presidential race is being opened in Iowa. Who will come out top in November? Not just the USA wants to know but also the rest of the world considering some of the candidates currently still in the race. If financial backing of campaigns would have been as crazy as it is today KFC might have been a sponsor for JFK.