Shirts of the Day for September 2016
As we are heading into autumn of 2016 these are our nominees for September of an eventful year. Below you find all our nominations in reversed order, most recent at top.
Shirt of the day for September 30, 2016: Coven of Three
A coven is said to be made up of thirteen witches. So for this to be a proper meeting those three are still ten witches short before they can start. This does not stop them though to lure in unsuspecting victims by the looks of it. Maybe that’s just a witches way to kill time.
Shirt of the day for September 29, 2016: Coffee Poem
Today is National Coffee Day. For this occassion we have a poem for you, titled “Morning… a poem”: Coffee, coffee, coffee. Coffee, coffee, everyone shut up. Coffee. Beautiful, isn’t it? And now get us a fricking coffee.
Shirt of the day for September 28, 2016: Pumpkin Ale
For everyone never really wondering where your Pumpking Spice Latte gets its taste from in autumn. We have the ugly truth for you: Its genuine pumpkin vomit. When pumpkins party too hard and have too much pumpkin ale things like this are just doomed to happen. Enjoy your next Pumpkin Spice Latte, you’re welcome!
Shirt of the day for September 27, 2016: I’d rather be binge watching The Twilight Zone
If you are passive aggressive you can wear this shirt for so many occassions: Like a shitty job, during end of term exams, having your pesky relatives over you can’t stand or just being your average rebelous teenager for any activity that bores you to death.
Shirt of the day for September 26, 2016: Re-elect Adam West
Today is the first debate night of this years presidential election run. Clinton or Trump? Who will it be on November 6? Who cares actually? The more important question is what will be the landslide majority to re-elect Adam West as Mayor of Quahog, Rhode Island? That is the actual elephant in the room.
Shirt of the day for September 25, 2016: Real cute Ninja Turtles
Today is National Comic Book Day. Therefore we present you some really, really, really cute Cosplay in the form of Real cute Ninja Turtles. This is as real as it gets and it has perks too: Very minimal cost for costume assembly.
Shirt of the day for September 24, 2016: Nostalgiaz
NOT OUT NOW in stores or for download: Nostalgiaz – Demogorgon Days! You should get the band shirt though before even more strange things begin to happen. Like a tour being canceled due to the vanishing of one or several band members. Not that strang things happen anyways. You have been warned.
Shirt of the day for September 23, 2016: Because Sloths
Why? Because Sloths, that’s why. Or the spirit animal for everyone making procrastination a way of life. Or live slowly, die whenever.
Shirt of the day for September 22, 2016: When it rains
When it rains it grows. This is the circle of nature since without sufficient water supply most plants can’t grow as you know. So celebrate the first day of fall with Totoro, Teefury and Your daily tee as we head into the most colorful of seasons.
Shirt of the day for September 21, 2016: Deadpool Logo
This guy may look simple but he is anything but a simplteon. He is a merc with a mouth and very deadly at that when hunting down his targets.
Shirt of the day for September 20, 2016: Keep calm and drink rum
Whatever you do keep calm, take a breather, carry on… or just have a rum. Or whichever drink helps you keep your cool. Pirates prefer rum and not just to keep calm but in any situation. Plundering, mutany, keelhauling, you name it. A rum fits it all.
Shirt of the day for September 19, 2016: Seintology
This is our kind of religion: A religion based on the prophecies of a stand-up comedian in New York City. Well actually the person who pitched the idea to us is actually dyslexic and meant to pitch a whole other religion to us we couldn’t care for any less. Protip: Also when life gives you melons you are either a busty female, dyslexic or both.
Shirt of the day for September 18, 2016: Reading is fun!
Reading is fun! Not only does the abiliy to read let you navigate easily through your daily life as we are surrounded by words but also lets you explore any world that has ever been created and brought to paper. Some though may be brought to life when you read them so not all words in this book are suitable for a spelling bee.
Shirt of the day for September 17, 2016: Moonlight Buddies
This is anime cutness overload. We just love crossovers and there is so many beloved characters and series in here we now have known for well over 20 years.
Shirt of the day for September 16, 2016: Mr. Picasso Head
If Pablo Picasso would have lived long enough to do animation character design some of our beloved characters may have looked very different. Here we have a just recently resurfaced work of 1909 from Picasso’s cubic vegetable people series, later used as the base for the depiction of Mr. Potato Head in 1995’s Toy Story.
Shirt of the day for September 15, 2016: Merman
All the thanks to the Lord did not help Larry Zoolander in the end. At least his mother did not need to see her son Derek become a Mermaid… pardon Merman. Not as pretty a sight as a shells for a bra wearing mermaid we can tell.
Shirt of the day for September 14, 2016: Maybe Tomorrow
Cats: The perfect pet for anyone procrastinating. At least they share the same attitude in when to get stuff done if it gets done at all. Except when it comes to food: When your cat wants her food you better should have it prepared before the thoughts of being actually hungry cross her mind. Then it is not maybe tomorrow but “You should have got this done yesterday.”
Shirt of the day for September 13, 2016: Ctul-Who
The world will eventually end. And when it comes the time an ancient evil will take the world down with it. Along with that also plenty of beloved characters but not before a special incarnation of it comes to life if just briefly. Once Upon a Tee this week presents us with a small selection of this.
Shirt of the day for September 12, 2016: Vote Spaceman Spiff
Spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer extraordinaire, is out on one of his many adventures in Space. Or maybe Calvin is just daydreaming once again and just spacing out in school over yet another boring lesson.
September 11, 2016
Due to the nature of todays 15th unfortunate anniversary of to date unbeknownst dimension of terror commonly known as 9/11, we deem it inept to nominate a shirt of the day today. Everyone 25+ years old is probably knowing very well what they did on this day as soon as they heard of the events despite having long since forgotten the days before and after this eventful and fateful day. Our staff no exception from this.
Shirt of the day for September 10, 2016: Vote Republic or Empire
You know the party is over when the presidential election basically comes down to a vote between Republic and Empire. One side the rebels of the old republic on the other the forces of the galatic empire. It all depends on which you think is the lesser evil it seems.
Shirt of the day for September 9, 2016: Where the upside ends
We hear that Stranger Things is the newest Netflix original series to binge watch. While you may have learned where the wild things are, this series teaches you where the upside ends. It’s not a nice place, we can tell as much.
Shirt of the day for September 8, 2016: You only live… once?
Today 50 years ago the very first episode (excluding the pilot film) of the first season of Star Trek has been broadcast for the first time. We would have loved to present you a Star Trek shirt today unfortunately this date seemed to have gone under the merchants radar. In other news: Nintendo announced its very first official Mario themed video game for a non Nintedo platform: Super Mario Run. So we guess for Mario its true that you doesn’t live just once. No wonder munching in countless 1-up mushrooms.
Shirt of the day for September 7, 2016: Capsule Corp.
Capsule Corp. possibly is the ACME of the Dragonball world. The company that just does make everything. Just reread the manga or rewatch the anime and you will see their logo plastered all over the place.
Shirt of the day for September 6, 2016: Jaw-some socks
What?! We did not nominate a shirt today? But how can this be your daily tee then if we do not nominate a tee? Easy enough, those socks are just too jaw-some to let them pass by. They do even highfive when you put your feet together. Now how can this not be simply jaw-some!
Shirt of the day for September 5, 2016: Cow Breaking Free
Today would have marked the 70th birthday of one of the greatest performers in the 20th century: Freddie Mercury. Unfortunately he left us almost 25 years ago and therefore will have his birthday party in heaven. Just like Freddie some bovines just want to break free.
Shirt of the day for September 4, 2016: I put PRO in procrastinate
Procrastination is the avoidance of doing a task which needs to be accomplished. Or in other words as a student you do not start on a paper until the end of term at which point one side starts to write something up in a hurry, the PROcrastinator could not care less anymore at this point about getting stuff done.
Shirt of the day for September 3, 2016: Jedi Priest
Like some classic Heavy Metal and for that reason Judas Priest being your favorite band? Also a massive Star Wars fan and Jedi Knights being your favorite faction? Great. Then we present you Jedi Priest! The Heavy Metal band that plays their instruments by use of the Force.
Shirt of the day for September 2, 2016: Forest Gate
The way this fox is curiously looking at this gate he may be pondering what lies beyond it. Or he is just pondering if he should give a fox about it or not.
Shirt of the day for September 1, 2016: Cast of Super Mario Bros
So Nintendo wants to do a new Super Mario Bros movie after the desaster of the 1990s live action film? Not really but considering how hip retro 8bit look games are these days we may recommend an 8bit animation. In leading roles (Super) Mario and (Super) Luigi, supporting roles go to Peach, Bowser and Toad. Extras taken up by various critters as per usual though. All in all no surprises at all in the casting.